I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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