just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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The feeling are messing with the penis
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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