Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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