You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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