just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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