Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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