he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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