I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
its liver damage thursday
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