they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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