That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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