Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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