I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
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Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
This toilet bowl is my home.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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