I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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