I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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