i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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