Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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