Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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