omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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