If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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