how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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