she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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