In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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