This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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