I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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