i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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