yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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