He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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