is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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