she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Everyone says I win the strip club
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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