awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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