Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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