Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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