Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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