Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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