Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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