the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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