Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Randomize