Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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