i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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Actions speak louder than pants.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Never joke about your clitoris.
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