Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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