speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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