i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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