I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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