It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
We left an ass print on the piano.
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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