I just made out with a guy for $7.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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