i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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