I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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