I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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