Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
This is the high leading the old right now
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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