But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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